The 30,000,000 citizen of the country of People Born!

Supercomputers Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:17 pm

*Blaring tinny band music erupts from a small black radio*
<translated from Chinese>
Comrades! Today is a glorious day! The Country of People's thirty millionth citizen had been born! The parents have decided to name the child after The First Citizen Chairman Meow Hao Mao to honor him and bring glory upon our nation! The Republic of People thanks all parents, as new citizens are always helpful. Support your nation! Have more children!
*Tinny music*
In other news, choco rations went from 20 to 25 grams today!

((Could also be filed under have kids propaganda I guess.))